did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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