Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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