I just pynch a tree in the face
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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