Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i would one night stand the shit outta him
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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