My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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