I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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