well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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