is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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