Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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