I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Actions speak louder than pants.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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