at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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