i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
