but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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