So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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