I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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