The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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