I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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