I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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