They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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