i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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