i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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