The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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