Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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