I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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