How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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