Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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