i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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