Just mADE A PArabola og urine
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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