Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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