We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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