On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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