He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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