So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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