if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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