would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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