So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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