Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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