He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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