check it out our google latitudes are spooning
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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