dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I can't turn off my feet"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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