Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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