i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
