ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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