Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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