i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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