You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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