"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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