I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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