If i come over, it means nothing
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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