I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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