whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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