did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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