the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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