I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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