Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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